If I need protection, I know who to call.
Just keep watching you’ll see it/my new Halloween costume.
(via 4gifs)
You know what today is right?… no, no you guys its Sunday. Not that. Yeish.
"The wonderful world of retail"
Also know as, “Alice in the store, messing shit up”
Source: youtube.com
Meryl Streep could take my place in life and no one would even know *whispers* no one would even know…
Sorry you guys, that’s me.
Guy… you are my hero!
For you your majesty.
I literally shitted my pants seeing this, LMAO!
This explains SO MUCH!
“And I will surprise you will I murder you in your sleep.”
Le other Fail!
This happens to me ALL THE TIME!
Then we wonder why aliens don’t come to Earth to visit us… this is why.
Jesus is back y’all. And he is not happy. He smaken people with bibles.
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