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The trap my parents set for me, to not sneak out. A.K.A. #MyWorstEnemy
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The trap my parents set for me, to not sneak out. A.K.A. #MyWorstEnemy

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Kyle…. the fuck dude? 
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Kyle…. the fuck dude? 

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My dad VS Me: On motivation.

To my sister.

Dad: “Alright do good, its the end of school test. You don’t want to get held back. A lot is ridding on this, PAY ATTENTION! ok, good luck”.

Me: “Forget everything dad just told you, its the end of school test its easy. Its just basically what your learned in the past year. Just don’t get distracted, if you don’t know it move on. Eat a good breakfast so your not hungry in the middle of the test, good luck. And hey if you fail you can always work at McDonalds… but try not to. Ok byyeeee.”

………………………………………………. What is wrong with parents. Good thing I’m a positive person or I would have dropped out! 

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